Humorous Poem

Dr. Seuss
On the Golden Years

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God What can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad–can you tell?

My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

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